René Descartes It Thinks, Therefore I Pay Premium T-Shirt

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$34.97 USD

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Color Black Pepper

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee

Shirt measurements in in
Size	Chest	Length	Sleeve
S	36.5	26.625	16.25
M	40.5	28	17.75
L	44	29.375	19
XL	48	30.75	20.5
2XL	52	31.625	21.75
3XL	55.5	32.5	23.25

These are the shirt's own measurements. Not sure? Try Find my size.

Chest: all the way around, just under the arms. Measuring a shirt laid flat? Go armpit to armpit and double it.
Length: from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the hem.
Sleeve: from the center of the back collar, over the shoulder, to the sleeve hem.

Tip: measure a shirt you already own that fits well, and compare. Shirts can vary by up to 1.5 in.

The premium tee, without the pitch deck

Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee
100% ring-spun cotton, heavyweight 6.1 oz
Unisex fit with a heavier, soft-washed feel · sizes S–3XL
Care: machine wash cold, tumble dry low, no bleach
Printed when you order

An engraved René Descartes sits at a desk while a laptop says "THINKING..." and a long receipt spills to the floor, above a riff on his famous line: "It thinks, therefore I pay." For anyone who watched the meter run while the AI thought.

Shipping & returns

Each piece is printed when you order. Shipping is one flat fee per order, however many items you buy: US $4.95, Canada $5.95, Australia $6.95, other countries $9.95. Orders of $75 or more after discounts ship free. Printing usually takes 2–5 business days; delivery after that is estimated at 2–5 business days in the US and Canada, 3–6 in Australia and 10–30 elsewhere. Checkout shows your final shipping cost.

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