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Benjamin Franklin Death, Taxes, API Bill Hoodie
Benjamin Franklin Death, Taxes, API Bill Hoodie
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The hoodie, without the pitch deck
- ✓ Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend hoodie with front pouch pocket
- ✓ 50% cotton, 50% polyester, medium-heavy 8 oz
- ✓ Unisex classic fit · sizes S–3XL
- ✓ Care: machine wash cold, tumble dry medium, non-chlorine bleach only
- ✓ DTG print, printed when you order
Benjamin Franklin unrolls an API invoice that ends in "TOTAL DUE $48,213.07", above a riff on his best-known line: "Nothing is certain except death, taxes and the API bill." For whoever opens the usage dashboard first thing every morning.
Shipping & returns
Shipping & returns
Each piece is printed when you order. Shipping is one flat fee per order, however many items you buy: US $4.95, Canada $5.95, Australia $6.95, other countries $9.95. Orders of $75 or more after discounts ship free. Printing usually takes 2–5 business days; delivery after that is estimated at 2–5 business days in the US and Canada, 3–6 in Australia and 10–30 elsewhere. Checkout shows your final shipping cost.
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